Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Mmm... bananas!

So there I am, minding my own business, typing me blog, trying to save humanity from horrifying acts of nature or man, checking out the comments,  and I read this from Posmena sales: "Here is a link for Underpants with Design Features".  I admit, I'm intrigued.  My first thought is that it's some sort of pair of disaster undies.  I don't know, maybe they have a mini tool-kit attached.  Some sort of small knife or tape measurer.  Or maybe they double as a canteen.  Who knows, but I figure, hey some enterprising young whippersnapper's just trying to scrap together a few nickels in this world.  Let's see what it's all about.


And it gets better:

"Obviously for Men's revolutionary design forms the basis for what makes our underwear so comfortable. All Obviously for Men underwear products have an anatomically designed pouch into which you place your package. [love the technical language here] The U shaped seam that forms the base of the pouch is designed to sit directly behind your bits, up against your body. This ensures a snug fit for all your bits [heh heh, "bits"] and provides the separation [eww!] necessary to eliminate all the discomfort of regular underwear and provide the benefits listed above.

The Obviously design also allows your genitals to hang downwards and move freely as nature intended. [um, no offense boys, but I don't particularly want to see your hanging genitals moving freely, no matter how natural it is.  Keep that sh*t strapped up tight.]"

Anywho, how much would you pay for this fabulous pair of undies (even without a mini tool kit?) ?  $100?   Sure, maybe at a fancy department store.  $70?  Try again!  $50?  Even better.  What would you say if I told you your man could be walking around nice and separated for the low low price of £14.99 (USD $29.98)?  That's right folks.  Operators are standing by so call now!


Liz said...


WeezerMonkey said...

Glad I didn't read your blog at work today. Heh.

Posmena Sales said...

Here is a link for Underpants with Design Features:
- here

Insomniac said...

Posemena - take your stank draws off my blog, por favor.