Spectating at the Lakers Game

Warning: this is going to be the most trivial and inane Lakers post ever written, so if you want an actual factual account of the game, you can go here. If you want pictures of celebs and stupid Laker girl outfits, then by all means proceed.

We had some guests in from out of town, so Mr. Insom scored some Lakers playoff tickets. Yay!

Example of my basketball ignorance...

Me: Who's that idiot on the ticket?
Mr. Insomniac: An obscure player. You might have heard of him - Magic Johnson.
Me: Oh... right.

Weezermonkey helpfully provided a recommendation to Corkbar for a pre-Lakers meal which looked awesome, but we got there too late (surprise, surprise) and had to settle for The Farm of Beverly Hills at the closer LA Live. I enjoyed my burger, though.

This was only my third Laker game, and my second one at the Staples Center, so that was cool.

I'm not a fan of basketball. It moves so fast, I can't tell what's going on. People are jumping around, they run here, they run there... I lose interest. It's the oddest thing. Meanwhile, people are totally in it. They're yelling at the refs, waving around rally towels, standing up... I honestly couldn't care at all. I had a complete disinterest. It was so strange - the more people got excited, the less excited I got.

What I am into though, is sending bragging texts to my family members. The one to my dad went something like "I'm at the Lakers sucka!!!!!!!!!!" That was pretty sweet. I told Mr. Insom that he needn't give me any more Lakers tickets, as they are totally wasted on me. He agreed. lol

So what do I when other people are watching the game?

I chatted with our friends and waited for those candid shots of people dancing wearing Laker gear on the jumbo-tron and watched the Kissing Cam. I love the kissing cam. Very entertaining.

My other past time is locating and photographing celebs, paparazzi style. It's like birdwatching, but with people. lol

First we looked for the easy target. There he was, Jack Nicholson.

Then things got more challenging - the next one we found was Julia Louis-Dryfus.

We saw Charlize Theron who I apparently see all around town.

We found that 90210 girl during halftime.

And I saw Common as well. He's cute.

Kid rock was across from us under the basket wearing a black ski hat because it's super cold in the Staples Center. He got put on the jumbo-tron.

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 was in the corner.

And somewhere were David Beckham (dang), Andy Garcia, and David Spade, but we missed them.

The game was pretty tight all the way through. Very suspenseful for people that weren't me. I practiced my sports photography. Obviously, I need more work.

Everytime I see Ron Artest I think of his fight with Ben Wallace and Detroit fans. People in Michigan talked about that for weeks. lol

When Kobe was at the free throw line, everyone would chant "MVP! MVP!"

"MVP! MVP!"

Until he missed a shot. lol

The Laker Girls started off wearing these traditional outfits. Cute.

Then at some point during the first half they changed into these monstrosities. Poor girls.

Their socks and shoes were really white. They kinda looked like those scrunch slouch socks the Hooters Girls wear. Then they put on sparking purple outfits that are still on my SD card at home. Oops. I'll add them later.


But the most exciting moment by far was the halftime. Craig Calloway fricking nailed a half court shot to the tune of $235,000. The entire audience leapt to their feet and cheered their hearts out. It was amazing.



The Lakers won and pretty streamers shot out.

After I snapped this picture, these two idiots chastized me for taking a picture of someone who was drunk or something. They said, "you shouldn't take a picture of that." I said that I didn't know what they were talking about. Then they wanted me to take a picture of them. I said sure. You see how stupid they look? They were even stupider in real life.

And that's how I totally squandered my last Laker game. :)

Birding at the Ballona Wetlands

Saturday morning my friend Ionic and I headed to the Ballona Wetlands to take a tour of the freshwater marsh.

The Ballona Wetlands is one of the last significant wetlands in Los Angeles county and is a veritable oasis for countless wildlife and Anglenos weary of the urban grind. The marsh is located on Lincoln and Jefferson, and is surrounded by the communities of Westchester, Marina del Rey, Playa Vista, Venice, and Culver City.

The marsh has a public trail and is open from dawn to dusk. Guided tours are given every second and fourth Saturday of each month from 10am - 11am by volunteers of the Friends of Ballona Wetlands.

Hundreds of years ago, this particular area of Los Angeles consisted of sand dunes and marshy water that flowed out to Santa Monica Bay. Indigenous Americans lived in harmony with the land and all was good. Not surprisingly, in the past 200 years, we've managed to take a thriving piece of the planet and royally eff it up. We need beachfront condos, after all.

Over 900 acres of the wetlands were destroyed to make Marina del Rey, the world’s largest boat basin, and its shopping centers and high-rise condos. Playa Vista also took a good chunk of wetlands.

Then some genius thought it would be really cool to put up these ugly McMansion subdivisions in Westchester.

The current 600 acres of wetlands are 25% of the original size, but are now fortunately under government protection and owned by the state.

Here are some of the reasons why wetlands are so important:

1. They provide a rest stop for migrating birds, some that make the arduous journey from the southern tip of South America to Northern Alaska.
2. They protect young fish from predators and the open ocean
3. They filter groundwater.
4. They serve as a flood barrier
5. They purify the air.
6. They are an educational resource and valuable open natural space for the community.
   

Even though the freshwater marsh is located next to a busy street, when you get closer inside, the main thing you hear is a cacophony of bird calls. And gloriously, there aren't many people around. We must have seen only a dozen people on the trail during our time there. This is my new favorite spot to get away from the congestion of the city.

There is beauty everywhere.

We listened to the beginning of the tour as our guide discussed the history of the Ballona Wetlands, but broke away on our own to do some bird watching.

Hundreds species of birds have been identified at the Wetlands, and a reported 50 species have nested there. People come from all over to check out the birds...

Ionic took a biology class in college that focused on bird watching and it's one of her hobbies. I'm happy to come along and try my best to shoot pictures of my fine feathered friends. It's also much easier to come with her than to be on my own because she can identify many species on the spot, while I'd have to page through Peterson's for 10 minutes.

The Common Moorhen was probably my favorite bird - it had a striking red bill and beautiful colors.

A fellow birdwatcher helped us identify the moorhen. We're actually toying with the idea of starting a meetup group to get some more people out birdwatching... :)

The Common Grackle has a really annoying call. Every time I saw it, I'd say "release the grackle!!" It never got old. lol

It was really hard to take this American Coot's picture as it kept diving underwater to eat whatever the hell it eats. It was cute.

We saw two hummingbirds, but this is the one that we were kinda sure on the identification...
Rufous Hummingbird

The Canadian goose flies really fast. Hence the blur.

This is probably my best shot of the day. The Double crusted Cormorant was very close to us, and it wasn't going anywhere. Why?

Because it was busy turning on the charm for this lady cormorant. It was slowly flapping his wings and doing a fine looking mating ritual. I felt like one of those National Geographic photographers... lol

That feeling quickly subsided however, when I failed to get a picture of this Killdeer.

I've always loved the Red-winged Blackbird. An elegant black with the perfect splash of color.

Yes, Mallards are everywhere, but I still think they're neat. When I was a kid, my mom used to take my brother and me to a park and we would feed oats to them.

A rather shoddy picture of a Ruddy Duck...

If you've been clicking on the links and seeing the pro images, you're probably thinking that my versions are somewhat lacking. lol Well,Terry Sohl's ruddy duck was taken with a Canon 20D, 400 5.6L, so if anyone's looking for gifts for my birthday... or maybe if I put ads on my blog I can afford one in 1,000 years. But until I pluck down the $1,700, I am (you are) just going to have to make due with my crappy pics. :)

We weren't sure about this bird, but our best guess was a Yellow-Rumped Warbler.

This was another one that was hard to determine - we thought it was a Viero. I suppose I should have mentioned that Ionic had a basic pair of binoculars that cost $10 and I had a zoom lens. We're not the most fancy birders... lol

We saw two Shorebirds.

The birds we saw looked like the ones in the linked picture, but the picture doesn't specify what type of shorebirds they are. I like how that website stresses that shorebirds "are among the most difficult birds to identify. Some species are quite similar to other species." We gave up after trying to match the beak shape, legs, back, chest, tail, with dozens of birds.

Great Egret - Imagine how awesome this picture would have been if the egret was actually in focus... lol I loved this bird's graceful neck and in flight they are a thing of beauty. They're also easy to spot as they were only birds that were stark against the landscape.

Snowy Egret

I did take one of these, but it was really sucky and I'm too tired to dig through the images to try and find it. You'll have to trust me.

Pied-Billed Grebe If you look closely, you can see the pied-billed grebe in the bird group shot at the end of this post...


Something that looked like some sort of goose, but never moved and we never got a clear view... I'm counting it anyway. lol

Other birds that we saw that I couldn't get a picture of:

• Barn Swallow
• White Crowned Sparrow
• House Sparrow
• Black Phoebe
• Mourning Dove

and even the grandest of them all, a Great Blue Heron. I was bummed I didn't get a shot of it - all I saw was a large blue gray streak flying across the water.

So in total, we identified 24 species of birds in less than two hours. And even better, we didn't have to get up at the crack of dawn to do it!

It's amazing and inspiring to see that even after two hundred years of human impact, when wildlife are provided with a safe and sheltered space, they will use it and thrive.

(Can you see the Pied-Billed Grebe?)

If you're interested in doing some birding at the Ballona Wetlands, here are some websites you might find useful:

• Gallery of Ballona Wetland birds
• Birding the Ballona Wetlands
• Ballona Wetlands Birds
• Los Angeles Audubon - Ballona Wetlands