Sunday I got to the Farmer's Market late, and wasn't able to buy much in the way of groceries.
Monday I ate leftovers and spent much of the time cramming a book in for my book club the next day. Come Tuesday morning, I found out that I read the wrong book.
Tuesday I crammed and read the right book, and spent the night discussing it over a vegetarian tostada. Nice. Oh wait, someone bought in a box of cupcakes. I ate three. Not so nice.
Wednesday I went to a Sheryl Crow concert. Look! There she is on the jumbo screen! All I ate prior to the concert last night was a bowl of oatmeal. So I was pretty ravenous. We stopped at a Chinese restaurant, and I got an order of mixed vegetables and tofu and a side of steamed dumplings. Polished that off with the quickness. But still, I wasn't satisfied. And I was bored. And had a looming project at work. Enter the dreaded concert/stadium hotdog.
You all know what comes next. It wasn't my finest hour.
Today I'm going to another concert. (Mr. Insomnaic buys these tickets - I'm kind of anti-concert. I hate watching people go woooooo! And I hate being pressed up against people. And I hate leaving concerts, especially when people blast music that we just heard 4 minutes ago live. We get it - you like Sheryl Crow. Now cut off the guy next to you so we can get the hell out of the parking lot.) Is it wrong that all I could think about was the finale of Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance?
But this one tonight is my concert - The Roots and Erykah Badu. So there will be plenty of marijuana going around. There was even some at the Sheryl Crow concert, which I found surprising. My plan is to get a hearty salad for lunch and get home early enough to have a sensible dinner before I go a-concerting.
5 comments:
This post is hilarious. I love the fact that you crammed the wrong book. And I love the stadium hot dog admission.
You'll get back on track, I know you will!
Thanks Liz!
Hopefully the weed won't make you hungry post-concert....
~~Is it wrong that all I could think about was the finale of Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance?~~
There is nothing wrong with this line of thinking. Not one bit.
still cramming . . . you're not in school anymore!
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